I got the final results of my recent physical examination, (which included all kinds of intrusive tests that I won't describe here), I found that the cause of most of my physical woes is the dreaded cholesterol. I've been told that it's way to high for a man of my age. Bummer.So then, after doing a bit of research into the subject, I found that all I have to do to lower my cholesterol is stop eating all the things I love. It's that simple. No more curries, no more sausages, no more whip cream, no more creamy pasta dishes, etc.
Oh, and the doctor also suggested that I give up tobacco, alcohol and cut back on the coffee too. Sure, why not?
I suppose I could always sell all my worldly possessions, buy a plane ticket to Tibet and become a monk. I'm going to have to think this one through.
